Drool is Cool

Aunt Facie's IPhone AP

Things I like to Eat

formula

my dog toy ear

my feet

my jumper toys

 *boobs

* disclaimer *  these are not moms boobs, they are random ones I found on the internet

my entire hand

all this eating has made me tired

Eat it Geraldo

If I had a son (obviously this must be some time in the future because I'm too young to father children), and that son happened to be black, he would look like Trayvon

Happy Birthday Dad!

Not Cool

Wait, you're saying this Sweater Vest isn't cool anymore?  Thanks a lot Rick Santorum :(

morning traffic

The last 2 days, morning traffic lady on KCCI, Jackie Schmillen, has been "under the weather" and absent from work.  Coincidence?  Or could it be that it's Spring Break and 75 and lovely in Iowa?  (And is it just me, or does she have a disheveled look to her?)

di·shev·eled

  

adjective

1.

hanging loosely or in disorder; unkempt: disheveled hair.

2.

untidy; disarranged: a disheveled appearance.

Malls are boring and stupid, I prefer to shop online

Sleeping at the mall because it is boring and stupid

Skinny Jeans

 Last week, I wore jeans that, in retrospect, fit a little too snug.  Fortunately, by the time I'm old enough to be hip, skinny jeans will be out of style, right along with the "bell bottom" and the "hammer pant"

... hey, have you seen Alien?...

I recently figured out how to feed myself........

HOWEVER, this new feat has not come without complications.  My dad wonders if I might be an Android, like from the movie Alien.  I don't get the reference, I've never seen the film.

Ash

Bishop

Me

"I hope he doesn't die.... I can't handle summer school"