Teeth

No, not that teeth (scary, but I expected more from the film, it was stupid)

I'm talking about MOUTH teeth, I've got some now, check them out.......

Poop back

D the Giant

After a recent visit to the doctor, at 2'4'' and 19 lbs, it appears that I am extremely big for my age.  I don't know how to feel about this, I have predisposed feelings about giants.

Giants I like

Andre the Giant ruled

The Big Aristotle amuses me

Manute shot 3's, so insane

the gun nuts don't like him, so I guess I do







Giants I Do Not Like

peas make my poop green

seriously, I want to punch him in the face

terrible film

crushed my 9er's Super Bowl hopes in my first season

avant-garde Didism

(it's my butt/leg folds)

Opening Day

Pretty excited about opening day this season, I suppose there are some reasons for optimism.  Frank McCourt is gone (he may still own the parking lot, but I prefer to park on Academy Rd anyways).  Kershaw and Kemp are back.  Vin is still around.  That's about it.

Dad and I donning matching Dodger gear and Puma pants

Chunky Legs D

While still only flirting with solid foods, I have discovered that my legs have grown slightly chunky.

Like in "Conan the Barbarian", when Conan walked around that wheel when he was a boy, his little chunky legs got buffed and he turned into Arnold.  Many people have chunky legs, and I am proud to be in the club.

Arnold once had chunky legs

this lady has chunky legs too

sumo wrestlers thrive with chunky legs

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