Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Summertime Fun



William Shakespeare once said, "But thy eternal summer shall not fade", whereas The Fresh Prince and the D.J. Jazzy Jeff describe summer in a more colorful nature when they speak of "riding around in your jeep, or your benzos, or in your Nissan, sitting on lorenzos"



I-Cubs games with homies....




and lots of fun in the sun....

and swimming!!!



Saturday, June 16, 2012

D the Vampire


I guess I'm not a zombie, now that my canines are coming in, my desire to eat people has more to do with my vampire teeth.  (I was not happy with dad for taking this photo)


Thursday, June 7, 2012

D the Zombie



Hey, did you hear about the one where that guy tried to eat that person's face off?  No, I'm not talking about what I do my mom and dad all the time, this actually happened.




My parents are concerned however, because at times, I too have shown an interest in the eating of human flesh.  I used to just eat my own feet, now I try to bite others more.  Faces, boobs, knees, fingers, you name it.



Am I a cannibal?




Hannibal Lecter really put cannibals in the limelight.....



Dahmer got a lot of press too....



and the tribes of Papua New Guinea get a mention in Disneyland's "Jungle Cruise" ride....



???????

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Iowa History Museum


I recently went to the Iowa History Museum with my dad.  It was nice, there was a parking spot on the street (something my dad says Iowans take for granted) and we were the only people there, except for the curators.  We still used whispering museum voices though.



we had a nice time walking around....



we looked at artifacts and whatnot.....



and learned about Iowa's history, we get it now.....



then Mom met up with us.....



and we had lunch upstairs, it was fun