I am not a Male Model

I am not a model.  I mean, I don't have anything against it, it's an admirable profession, but I'm not sure that it's for me.  However, I think that old people seem to think I am.  There are several reasons:

"Blue Steel"

- people are ALWAYS taking pictures of me
- they change my outfits at least 4 times per day (could be because I soil them though)
- everyone says I'm cute
- I have an all liquid diet
- I have difficulty making left turns






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Anyways, here's some of my portfolio:

Male Pattern Baldness

When I was young, I suffered from male pattern baldness.  I had heard about the trials and tribulations of a bald man, but it was only when I myself bald that I realized the seriousness of this issue.

Bald at 3 weeks old

It was devastating, I got weird looks all of the time, and felt that I just wasn't being respected.  My dad even thought that I looked like Peter Boyle.

Thankfully, my hair grew back.  But I'll never forget my days as a bald man.  I'd like to take the time to throw a shout out to my favorite bald brethren, here is my Top 5.

1.  Larry David: Writer, Comedian, Baldman advocate

2. Michael Jordan: When you start balding, just shave it all

3.  Tom Colicchio: "the flavors are well-balanced and properly cooked..."                                                                           

4.  Homer Simpson:  Cartoon dad

5.  The Dalai-Lama:  seems like a nice enough guy

Honorable Mention-  Chip Kelly: visor or not, he's well on his way

11/10/11.... Dodger Nessa Fox is born...

 and then we moved to Iowa, these are our adventures.......