I am not a Male Model

I am not a model.  I mean, I don't have anything against it, it's an admirable profession, but I'm not sure that it's for me.  However, I think that old people seem to think I am.  There are several reasons:

"Blue Steel"

- people are ALWAYS taking pictures of me
- they change my outfits at least 4 times per day (could be because I soil them though)
- everyone says I'm cute
- I have an all liquid diet
- I have difficulty making left turns






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Anyways, here's some of my portfolio: